What does A WEBSITE cost approx.?
Why is my website so slow. - client uploading huge JPGs.
We need a one-pager with some extra pages.
Make all contact form fields required!
Sends wrong ftp login credentials.
Can we get together for a status meeting
Can you change the Lorem Ipsum text paragraphs into real text.
Sends wrong web-hoster login credentials.
Half way into the project - new project manager on client side.
'Just use images from the Google image search!'
Can we add some QR-Codes on our new website?
Demands login for Wordpress backend. - 30min later: Website down!
Random Bullshit
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Can we make the font more friendlier? Maybe try 'Comic Sans'?
Header with Slider.
Listen, please don't rape me with the price!
Belated feedback by client.
Auto play video on mobile?
'I have heard that SEO is important.'
Can we add 'Infinite Loading'?
Reworking concept during design phase.
Can't we make a popup for it?
Pays late.
Do you work in a top-down-bottom drill process?
Can there be a parallax?