Can we make the font more friendlier? Maybe try 'Comic Sans'?
Pays late.
We need a one-pager with some extra pages.
Listen, please don't rape me with the price!
What does A WEBSITE cost approx.?
Sends wrong web-hoster login credentials.
Why is my website so slow. - client uploading huge JPGs.
Will the app be connected to the cloud?
Can't we make a popup for it?
Argues to see early development state.
Reworking design during development phase.
Can we edit all data? - Never changes any content!
Random Bullshit
(Joker)
Delivering content last minute before deadline.
'I have heard that SEO is important.'
Auto play video on mobile?
Sends wrong ftp login credentials.
Can there be a parallax?
Belated feedback by client.
Header with Slider.
Changing requirements short before the launch.
Can we add 'Infinite Loading'?
Make all contact form fields required!
Make the logo bigger!
'Just use images from the Google image search!'

Bullshit Bingo!